Monday, December 5, 2016
“We don’t have as many terrorist immigrants from Indonesia, India, or Malaysia as we do from Pakistan, Afghanistan, Somalia, or from the conflict zones in the Middle East. It’s much less risky to bring into the country a cardiologist from Jakarta than a refugee from Kandahar.”-David French
Sunday, December 4, 2016
Annnnnnnnd it's eleven straight!
Colin Kaepernick's day ends with 4 pass yards and 5 sacks. First QB in NFL history with 5 sacks and fewer than 5 yards in a game.— Michael David Smith (@MichaelDavSmith) December 4, 2016
(with apologies to Helen Reddy)
'I Am Stein, Hear Me Whine
On useless* matters I opine
And it looks like I will never go away!
The numbers do not bear me out
but I can still stand up and shout
Because irrelevance is all I have to say!
Oh yes, I am fourth
In a race of mainly three
Yes, I've lost real bad
But look how much I bleat
If I have to
I'll challenge anything
I am wrong* (wrong)
I'm inconsolable (inconsolable)
I'm a loser!
*Update: I decided "minor" and "in denial" didn't quite convey my feelings toward Ms. Stein sufficiently, so I changed them. Besides, "wrong" makes a better parody of "strong".